The home of the Warpfire Wanderers has been starting to bustle a bit more. The Legend Cup is a month away and the team is beginning to round into shape. The Wanderers have been starting into two-a-day practices. Coach Furry appears to be connecting with his players on a level that should bring the team to perform at it's best.
Rittzo Norvejik, team owner, has finally granted the media opportunity to speak with Furry.
Warpfire Weekly: So, it appears you've been accepted into the Warpfire fold. How was the experience?
Coach Furry: To say it was anything like what I've been through before. But I think it helped me get more in tune with the Wanderer way. i expect a long carrier here, and maybe even some winning.
WW: Have you spent any time with Reek Nosebiter?
CF: Yeah, he's been a tremendous help getting to know the culture of the place. I intend to work with him, not only with our game plans, but in all aspects of Wanderer Blood Bowl.
WW: Do you have a game plan for the up coming tournament?
CF: Yes, but what makes you think I'm gonna tell you anything about it?
WW: You understand, this is my job I got to try.
CF: Just be careful how much digging you do.
WW: Well back to the questions. Have you noticed a difference in your players as we near the tournament?
CF: Absolutely. They're getting anxious to employ our new game plan. We've been practicing with a few, lower level, teams and one of the benefits of Skaven culture is an abundance of bodies, you know. You try telling Bruxt or Snaketail to take it easy.
WW: All of the teams in the tournament are Legendary for one reason or another. Is there a team you are hoping to play? Are there any to avoid?
CF: It would be incredibly foolish to give our opponents any bulletin board material. I've got work to do. Please refer any further questions to Associate Coach Nosebiter.
Reek Nosebiter: Before-before I take any questions, I want-want to make a statement. Coach Furry-Furry is new to this team and doesn't want to ruffle-ruffle any feathers... but I don't care. Human, dwarf, elf, greenskin, hell-hell, even chaotic mutants and especially those skaven of the Creepers, we don't care who you are-are; you're all getting squashed-squashed!
WW: Getting the other teams riled up might not be the best move...
RN: Are you deaf-deaf or just dumb? We don't care! I'd wager my year's salary and all the warpstone in the world that not only are we going to-to win, but the rest of the teams will be going home with fewer-fewer players than they came with. We'll take their cheerleaders too but not for killing you know-know.
WW: Coach Furry's going to read all this, does that worry you?
RN: Nah, he doesn't read this dribble. But the other coaches and players should-should. If you know what's good for ya, you'll stay home! Interview over-over!
WW: Well, just coach speak out of Furry but some smack talk from Nosebiter. Should be interesting.
Rittzo Norvejik, team owner, has finally granted the media opportunity to speak with Furry.
Warpfire Weekly: So, it appears you've been accepted into the Warpfire fold. How was the experience?
Coach Furry: To say it was anything like what I've been through before. But I think it helped me get more in tune with the Wanderer way. i expect a long carrier here, and maybe even some winning.
WW: Have you spent any time with Reek Nosebiter?
CF: Yeah, he's been a tremendous help getting to know the culture of the place. I intend to work with him, not only with our game plans, but in all aspects of Wanderer Blood Bowl.
WW: Do you have a game plan for the up coming tournament?
CF: Yes, but what makes you think I'm gonna tell you anything about it?
WW: You understand, this is my job I got to try.
CF: Just be careful how much digging you do.
WW: Well back to the questions. Have you noticed a difference in your players as we near the tournament?
CF: Absolutely. They're getting anxious to employ our new game plan. We've been practicing with a few, lower level, teams and one of the benefits of Skaven culture is an abundance of bodies, you know. You try telling Bruxt or Snaketail to take it easy.
WW: All of the teams in the tournament are Legendary for one reason or another. Is there a team you are hoping to play? Are there any to avoid?
CF: It would be incredibly foolish to give our opponents any bulletin board material. I've got work to do. Please refer any further questions to Associate Coach Nosebiter.
Reek Nosebiter: Before-before I take any questions, I want-want to make a statement. Coach Furry-Furry is new to this team and doesn't want to ruffle-ruffle any feathers... but I don't care. Human, dwarf, elf, greenskin, hell-hell, even chaotic mutants and especially those skaven of the Creepers, we don't care who you are-are; you're all getting squashed-squashed!
WW: Getting the other teams riled up might not be the best move...
RN: Are you deaf-deaf or just dumb? We don't care! I'd wager my year's salary and all the warpstone in the world that not only are we going to-to win, but the rest of the teams will be going home with fewer-fewer players than they came with. We'll take their cheerleaders too but not for killing you know-know.
WW: Coach Furry's going to read all this, does that worry you?
RN: Nah, he doesn't read this dribble. But the other coaches and players should-should. If you know what's good for ya, you'll stay home! Interview over-over!
WW: Well, just coach speak out of Furry but some smack talk from Nosebiter. Should be interesting.
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