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A Statement from the Desk of Rittzo Norvejik - Spotlight

A Statement from the Desk of Rittzo Norvejik It seems the media has been focusing all of its attention on me and not the on-field product.  The Wanderers family would like to take this opportunity to point out and focus on the success of our team.  Rattagat Bruxt has become the all-time leader in casualties in the history of the Wanderers with 204, 47 resulting in the death of the opposing players.  Also, Skritter the Leaper was recently honored by the NAF as the fastest player in all of Blood Bowl. Wanderers Will

Out of the Fire

Oh the smell! Fans, players, and ownership have all cried out for the need for a new stadium.  The field is a mess with un-replaced divots, the locker rooms back-up, and the stands are unsafe to sit in.  Skavenger pulled its sponsorship of the stadium because it didn't want its good name disparaged like that. With the recent increase in fans, it's abundantly apparent Rittzo Norvejik could afford to make the changes necessary for the stadium to be remodeled or replaced.  We asked him about that possibility. Rittzo Norvejik:  "We can't afford it.  If the city wants-wants a new stadium they can pay for it.  We can barely pay-pay our player's salaries as it is." Wanderers Weekly:  "Attendance has doubled.  If it's like this now, how did you get by then? RN:  "We found a way-way to make it work.  Players see the amount of fans and they demand more-more." WW:  "The team's reported payroll hasn't changed?" RN:  ...

Out of the Fire

We here at Wanderers Weekly want to provide our readers (or those who listen to our readers) the highest level of insight possible.  That means not only giving you information directly from the team but as giving you more deep-diving and editorial content. That being said, we feel it necessary to let it be known what we overheard in the sewers of Backwater Drain. Rittzo Norvejik, Owner:  Holy Horned Rat!  Seen the new-new attendance figures?  We packing ‘um in-in!  This Spike! Magazine crap is good-good for business. Leguum Cowntar, CFO:  You know-know… been looking for ways to ‘incentivize’ our players.  ‘Stead of paying gold-gold, we use warpstone. RN:  How does that change anything? LC:  Warpstone can be cut.  They’ll never know-know the difference.  More gold in our pockets. RN:  Yeah… OUR pockets. -Door shuts- -Muffled noises of a struggle -  This reporter didn't stick around too lo...

A Statement from the Desk of Rittzo Norvejik - Coaching Change

A statement from the desk of Rittzo Norvejik, Owner, Warpfire Wanderers A press conference has already been held but the Warpfire Wanderers would like to formally announce their new Head Coach – Furry. Furry was not and will not be available for comment.  Like all members of the Wanderers family he has to go through his initiation process and probationary period.  Following survival, I mean successful completion of these steps, coach Furry will release comment. Wanderers Will

A Statement from the Desk of Rittzo Norvejik - Spike!

A statement from the desk of Rittzo Norvejik, Owner, Warpfire Wanderers in response to Spike! Article We here at the Warpfire Wanderers would like to take this opportunity to set the record straight about the usage of a certain substance, warpstone.  The Wanderers organization does not promote or endorse the use of such foreign substance.  We, as an organization will do everything in our power to stop the spread and influence of drugs of any kind. The recent article in Spike! Magazine has brought warpstone to the forefront and we will be taking the necessary actions in this matter.  Due to what has taken place head coach Reek Nosebitter has been demoted to Assistant Coach.  The search for a new head coach has already taken place.  The official announcement will follow shortly. Wanderers Will

Path to Glory; Road to Destruction

Path to Glory; Road to Destruction (Taken from Spike! Magazine) Rattagat Bruxt sits in a worn leather arm chair.  His crimson fur and crab like claw show the signs of a long career and a hard life.  He vacantly stares out the window almost ignoring the fact that there is anyone else in the room.  Constant twitching and sniffing indicates a current struggle.  His gaze now finds me.  Piercing green eyes meet mine.  “Let’s get this over with-with.” Bruxt was born in 2447, third in a litter of 9.  He spent his formative years Suxdunt, a small mill town just south of Chirat.  “His fur was always on the red side…” Rozlyn Huttle, childhood friend.  “… the other kids picked-picked on him, called him names, Firefur, Gin-gin, soulless.  He’d get furious.  Rage-rage would come over him.  He’d explode.”  Bruxt’s fire sparked countless fights, most ending in maiming.  He didn’t (and still doesn’t) have that off-swit...