A Statement from the Desk of Rittzo Norvejik - Time to Burn
The time has come. In a few short days your Warpfire Wanderers will be taking the Blood Bowl Pitch in pursuit of winning the Inaugural Legend's Cup! Coach Furry has been readying the team for battle. All eight of the participating teams are legends of the game and their races. The skaven will only be out represented by the crack pot goblins. What about the humans you ask? Check with Bright Crusaders about whether or not they claims the mutated mass playing for the Chaos All-Stars.
Yes our racial brethren have decided to participate with the Underworld Creepers outside of a pure skaven environment, but you could hardly say they "play well" together. If we meet up with those skaven on the pitch, we will treat them like any other foes, with complete disregard.
The remaining greenskins play for the Greenboyz, but play is a term I use very loosely. Those cheating little gits don't have the most talent in the tourney but they use what the do have to their advantage. The genderless blood thirsty slobs in attendance have their team to rout for in the Raiders from Orcland. They have brute strength and that's about it. These are mindless fungi that some can stand to watch, but very few can stand to smell.
The Dwarf Giants aren't fooling anyone with that name. Their compensating for more than just their height you know. The only team there with a bigger egos are those fancy-flippers that call themselves the Celestial Comets. Their noses are so far up in the air they think their crap doesn't stink.
Our Wanderers are getting set to travel south for the games and back north with the cup. If they don't they'll be looking for new jobs.
Wanderers Will
The time has come. In a few short days your Warpfire Wanderers will be taking the Blood Bowl Pitch in pursuit of winning the Inaugural Legend's Cup! Coach Furry has been readying the team for battle. All eight of the participating teams are legends of the game and their races. The skaven will only be out represented by the crack pot goblins. What about the humans you ask? Check with Bright Crusaders about whether or not they claims the mutated mass playing for the Chaos All-Stars.
Yes our racial brethren have decided to participate with the Underworld Creepers outside of a pure skaven environment, but you could hardly say they "play well" together. If we meet up with those skaven on the pitch, we will treat them like any other foes, with complete disregard.
The remaining greenskins play for the Greenboyz, but play is a term I use very loosely. Those cheating little gits don't have the most talent in the tourney but they use what the do have to their advantage. The genderless blood thirsty slobs in attendance have their team to rout for in the Raiders from Orcland. They have brute strength and that's about it. These are mindless fungi that some can stand to watch, but very few can stand to smell.
The Dwarf Giants aren't fooling anyone with that name. Their compensating for more than just their height you know. The only team there with a bigger egos are those fancy-flippers that call themselves the Celestial Comets. Their noses are so far up in the air they think their crap doesn't stink.
Our Wanderers are getting set to travel south for the games and back north with the cup. If they don't they'll be looking for new jobs.
Wanderers Will
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