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Out of the Fire

Oh the smell!

Fans, players, and ownership have all cried out for the need for a new stadium.  The field is a mess with un-replaced divots, the locker rooms back-up, and the stands are unsafe to sit in.  Skavenger pulled its sponsorship of the stadium because it didn't want its good name disparaged like that.

With the recent increase in fans, it's abundantly apparent Rittzo Norvejik could afford to make the changes necessary for the stadium to be remodeled or replaced.  We asked him about that possibility.

Rittzo Norvejik:  "We can't afford it.  If the city wants-wants a new stadium they can pay for it.  We can barely pay-pay our player's salaries as it is."

Wanderers Weekly:  "Attendance has doubled.  If it's like this now, how did you get by then?

RN:  "We found a way-way to make it work.  Players see the amount of fans and they demand more-more."

WW:  "The team's reported payroll hasn't changed?"

RN:  "Look-look, I gotta feed my kids.  I'm not spending a dime-dime on a stadium."

With that Norvejik hopped into what appeared to be his brand new Ratley (those things cost hundreds of thousands of gold pieces) and sped off.  We decided to follow him.

Norvejik pulled up to an enormous gated mansion and disappeared behind a very new, very gaudy wall.  We would like to point out that as recently as last month, he had nothing more than a one story rats nest.  Norvejik appears to have more than enough money to put into the stadium.  But for now it appears the hopes for a new stadium are on a firm hold.

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